"A nicotine-dependent, soda-drinking, tussled-hair, unbathed-on-any-given-Sunday riot. On any other day of the week, I'd put my best foot forward, and give you a firm handshake. And then we'll dance the hokey pokey and turn around. That's what it's all about! I am a constant work in progress. The captain has just turned on the fasten seatbelt sign so please make sure your seatbelts are secured, your seats and trays locked in the upright position, and your carry-on baggage neatly towed away on the overhead compartments or under the seats infront of you. This is NOT a non-smoking flight..."


The wonder years - The Wonder years theme